Do you know the answer?

[Greg T.]

How much liquid can Monica Lewinski's mouth hold?

 

[9andaWiggle]

lol.

I haven't been able to cum up with a clever answer yet.

If the same question was posed regardinh the chicks in 2Girls&acup, I'd say "a shitload".

 

[AlwaysWrite]

MONICA: Do you think you can get this stain out of this dress?

HARD-OF-HEARING DRY CLEANER: Come again?

MONICA: No, this time it's strawberry jam.

 

[AlwaysWrite]

The answer: Probably about 4 ounces ... but only if nothing else was in her mouth.

 

[Greg T.]

Shall I wait or reveal the answer? (Love the joke, Bill)

 

[WAMO]

IS THE CORRECT ANSWER...ENOUGH?

 

[Greg T.]

Nope...

 

[WAMO]

A MOUTH FULL!!!

 

[Greg T.]

nope...

 

[WAMO]

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! ONE US LEADER!!!!!!!

 

[Greg T.]

I GOT IT!!!!!!!!! ONE US LEADER!!!!!!!

Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding we have a winner!!!!!!

 

[9andaWiggle]

Aaahh. I get it!

 

[stc067]

That's funny stuff right there!!!

 

[Greg T.]

Hey, stc! Long time no see!

 

[stc067]

How are you Greg?

 

[Greg T.]

Doing well, sir. And you???

 

[stc067]

I can't complain. Work is keeping me busy, the build up to spring is our busiest time of the year.

 

[Greg T.]

I'm waiting for summer, dammit!! No spring and shitty summer last year. This year had better be a shitload warmer than last.

 

[stc067]

I wasn't thrilled to wake up and find four inches of snow on the ground this morning! I'm ready for this crap to end.

 

[Greg T.]

Lucky you!! We had 55° and rain on Friday night, then 28° and snow on Saturday morning!